Joe Ravioli
ULTRA-RARE AUCTION
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The Cheesiest imPASTA
Generative Drop
FEBRUARY 7, 2023
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Who Is Joe Ravioli?

Joe Ravioli - A.K.A. “The CHEESIEST imPASTA”, is a Ricotta filled Compulsive Gambler who borrowed a lot of Dough from The Mozzarella Family.

Oh No! Tomato Sauce came in last. He wagered all the Dough on this one horse at the Tortellini Racetrack. Madone, the Yeast Rising Interest is out of control and Joe can't pay any of it back anytime soon.

The Mozzarella Family puts out a Calzone Contract and hires The Meatball Gang to search and find Joe, and bring him back alive, then Boil him Head First "Al Dente" Style!

Now with The Mozzarella Family owning the Town and The Meatball Gang up and down all the streets searching for Joe, it’s a like a Pepperoni Pizza Pie (Total Meaty Cheesy Chaos).

It’s hard for Joe to leave town with an empty wallet, so he needs to hide himself in the Cheesiest of Disguises.

Fuggedaboutit!
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Roadmap

This roadmap outlines our goals and where we want to take Joe Ravioli. We have a lot of ideas and concepts that we are working on.

Q1 2023

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ULTRA RARE AUCTION
"Joe Ravioli ANIMATED NFT's" Auction starts on http://www.UREEQA.com_{Ultra Rare Holders receive:
3 "Free" CHEESIEST imPASTA NFT's on Feb 2023 Mint
1 "Free" Static NFT of your Animated NFT
1 "Free" Copy of The Joe Ravioli Cookbook upon final sales of all Ultra-Rare NFT's.
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Ultra Rare Holders Wallet is added to "Special" Ultra Rare NFT Auctions}‍
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MADELIST PRESALE
"The CHEESIEST imPASTA" on OpenSea
100 Tier1 imPASTA's up for grabs!

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UTILITY:
- Full IP Rights given to holders of
"The CHEESIEST imPASTA"
_{- Opportunity to sell a Print-On-Demand of your "CHEESIEST imPASTA NFT" on http://www.teelaunch.com
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Holders of the CHEESIEST imPASTA NFT's can monetize their IP rights and sell apparel, mugs, magnets and more with no overhead costs. Can be sold directly on the}_Teelaunch_{Website or a personal holders online store.}
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CHARITY COLLABORATION:
- A portion of the profits will be donated to Move For Hunger to help feed the hungry
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- Joe Ravioli buttons, magnets, decals being sold in specialty stores
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FEBRUARY 7, 2023
- 24 hour Discord PreSale
   500 Tier1A imPASTA's

FEBRUARY 8, 2023
- Public Sale
   1000 Tier1B imPASTA's

FEBRUARY 14, 2023
- Public Sale
   1000 Tier 2 imPASTA's

MARCH 7, 2023
- Public Sale of remaining
   Tier 3 imPASTA's
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FREE to PLAY Joe Ravioli Games for all holders with monthly Leaderboard Winners of a free NFT
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- Masterclass Webinars for holders:
_{-- SEO how to rank #1 on Google
-- How to be a top retailer on Amazon
-- How to Market Your NFT Merchandise
-- How do design a Generative NFT
-- Easy Smart Contracts}

- Partnership with a Pasta brand will be pursued

Q2 2023

- The FINAL ULTRA RARE Release Auction

- The Next Chapter of the Joe Ravioli story revealed!_{-- Surprise Free Token to first 100 holders of the Next Chapter!!}

- Masterclass Webinars for holders:
_{-- Copyright and IP Protection
-- Why it is encouraged to have full Validation of your NFT's
-- Surprise Guest Webinars}‍
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Q3 2023

- The Next Chapter of the Joe Ravioli story continues!

- Additional Charity Commitments Revealed
_{-- Voting from NFT Holders on which Charity to pursue}
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Q4 2023 and Beyond

- We will be Listening to our holders and community to help decide the best direction for the project. After all, we are Familia!

_{We are open to expanding into the Metaverse once it is tangible to do so. We do not feel it is practical at this time at the stage of the Metaverse or its current adoption. We have connections in the film and television industry, but obviously we can't make promises here. As our brand grows, we will be leveraging our connections to make Joe Ravioli a household name.}
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The
CHEESIEST imPASTA
Collection Rarity

Each NFT is algorithmically generated by combining 160+ unique traits across different categories. In the Rarity classification, we have a few rare components that will only appear on so many NFT's. Below is a sample list of special rare components and the percentage of appearance.

These auto generated png's are generated at 1080x1080 pixels.

Backgrounds

34

Eyebrows

9

Eyes

19

Facial

12

Glasses

7

Hair

6

Head Gear

27

Mouth

22

Mustache

8

Objects

19

Shirt Style

26

Tie

10

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Phase 1 - Ultra-Rare NFT's

These Ultra Rare NFTs are 600x600 PNGs were meticulously handcrafted and not auto generated like either of the Generative Collections. Neither of the Generative Collections will ever produce an exact replica, making these very special to their Holders.

Joe Ravioli
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The "ULTRA RARE" First Drop Animations

The Cheesy Loanee -Animated
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Gulp. I see what everyone means. Never get involved with the Mozzarella Family and their Meatball Gang. Well, got the Dough to Place the Bet on Tomato Sauce. If I lose, I already know who the Boiling Water is for. Who am I kidding? I won’t lose, I have a Sure Bet!

The Cheesy Director - Animated

Hey, I got a great idea. I can make believe I am directing the next Mob Movie and have them in the palm of my hands. I hear they all want to be mobster actors!.

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The Cheesy Eyes - Animated

They don’t want a robotic freak doing them wrong in the cam recording eyes of the law to see, so they jump into their cars and drive away.

The "ULTRA RARE" Next Drops

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Nerd
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Of course, the Mozzarella Family is a bunch of Mob Bullies, but they would never the heart to pick on a nerdy nerd like me.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Jokester

Maybe this jokester type of disguise will be a great look for me to get through the day without any trace. I got my funny suit and hat, my fake nose and glasses, and my squirting bowtie. Ready for any performance, and I highly doubt they would notice me now.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Daredevil

Who doesn’t love to watch a daredevil jump over 5 pizza parlors? Maybe they will feel bad for me and my wounds. I could limp right by them all.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Rebellious Teen

I sure know that the Mozzarellas do not want to deal with teenagers and their crazy curbside nonsense. I will just play the rebellious act and pinpoint it just right, while I strut right by them.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Wager
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Oh no! Tomato Sauce came in last at the Tortellini Racetrack today. Why did I bet everything on him? I should have never got involved with the Mozzarella Family in the first place, because now I can’t pay pack the Dough I borrowed, plus with the rising Yeast interest on top. Now I need to disguise myself, so they don’t ever find me.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Scruff

Leaving the house with a 5 O’clock Shadow could throw the Mozzarella’s off my track.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Tween

Maybe this youngster type of disguise will be a great look for me to get through the day without any trace.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Riff
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Ahh, music, headphones and some wicked dance moves could totally take away from my normal everyday look.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Intellect
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They would never think of me being an intelligent type of scholar.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Slapstick

A few wobbles, walking into walls and blowing bubbles could actually allow me to walk right through the angry mob while they laugh at me for their pleasure.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Miner

Who would ever expect me to be a coalminer? The canary tells all to leave, so they did.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Western
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I mean cowboys are cool, so maybe they would welcome me passing by, as I tip my hat farewell.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy VR Skier
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A VR escape to the slopes may have them thinking of me being a just Gamer who lives to love the Alps. Plus, they can’t see my eyes.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy GPS

Now I am able find hidden ways through the streets, that can get me past their espresso sipping café on the corner. Maybe record some mischief on the way too.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Screwup

Yes, I know I am screwed if they find me, so why not disguise myself in a way that they may think their Meatball Gang has already got to me.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Captain
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Oh, how Sophisticated, and Seaworthy I look. The Ocean cannot not be all about Cement Shoes. One of the Mozzarella’s just Saluted Me in Respect & Honor. Why not. I am the Captain of a Ship.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Clown
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I know for sure the Mozzarella’s Meatball Gang are afraid of Clowns. This is one of the silliest, though smartest disguises I have thought of yet.
The show must go on.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Floppy

The last thing they want is for someone to come in and download all their fishy network of accounting methods. Watch how they quickly walk right by me with their heads down.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Power

Literally without Power they are nothing. I am the electrician who could shut down their whole block. They don’t go near me at all.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Swordsman
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I think they see my sharp, pointy weapon, and swallowing trickery. That maybe they think of me as a risky threat. This is a great magical, wizardly disguise for sure.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Recorder
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For sure they want nothing to be captured on film. They all went inside their homes. I made it easy today to pass through, walk the streets, and live freely another day again.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Nutcase

Maybe this disguise helped. They are looking at me like I am a bit twisted in the head. I think it’s the flame valve turned-up that really got them to rethinking if they should approach me.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Horns

I can pull-off and play the funny uncle wearing the bull’s horns only just once. It helped so much today. They thought I was one of their own elders.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Plumber
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If they think I am running and in control of the pipeline, their tasty pizza water will be in safe hands. Watch how they honor the Plumber.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Banker
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The Mob is all about Money and Power. They respect the Banker who Washes their Dirty Crime Currency.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Roughouse

Maybe if I come off as a Touch Bad Cheese, they would feel intimidated. Hey this could work.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Brain Crane

I know not one of the Mozzarella’s like it when someone tries to pick their brains and learn how they run their underground crime.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Vice Squad
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If I show up as the Law and Vice, the Meatball Gang may just run and hide for a few moments.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Fry Cook
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The Mozzarellas and the Meatball Gang only eat their own kind of homemade authentic food. Dare they eat fast food because it would totally ruin their complexions. They turn their heads away from me.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Viking

I mean really, who’s not scared of a Big Bad Brawly Viking and his Battle Axe. This will for sure keep them off my wavy trail for a while.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Pirate

Argh Mozzarellas, me will hook you in and make you walk the plank. This is for sure a great salty scheme for keeping them away another day.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy DJ
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Good evening listeners, I have some Fun Children Songs for all to listen. Ahh, my chance to get the Meatball Gang out of my way. Look at them covering their ears and totally avoiding me.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Surgeon
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If I can disguise myself as a hardworking and professional Surgeon, I think they will respect me and go about their business.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Lounge Singer

My performance was a success. They left so fast even before I can finish my drink. Now is a great time to slip out the back door.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Metal Mouth

Nobody wants to get up close to flying spit from a mouth full of braces. Wow, such a simple disguise and it’s working. The Meatball Gang is keeping their distance.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Code Breaker
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The last thing this secret-sworn, mobster-family wants to do is get their lines crossed and their underground communication decrypted. Where’d they all go? I did it again.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Zombie
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I know for sure Spinach-Stuffing isn’t in the Mozzarella Family’s culinary dictionary and not alone, their 3PM Sunday Dinner. I am truly horrifying their hunger. I get away again.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Mad Scientist

Maybe I went way too far and mad on this disguise because my brain is getting a bit bubbly, but at least they all ran away. I just have to figure-out how to stop this monstrous transformation.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Biker

I mean really, how cool am I? Sporting the look for sure. Loving Mom, Beer in hand, a Scratch here and a Scar there. I am way too Cool & Tough looking. They just ignore me. I like this look.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Mechanic
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So, how about a tune-up, the brakes done and that vin number gone from your precious ride? I can do that. Just leave it here overnight. I guess the Meatball Gang didn’t like that sparky idea.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Dentist
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Who’s next? We all know that even tough big boys are afraid of the dentist. The Mozzarellas and the Meatball Gang are nowhere in eyeball-sight. I pulled a good one this time.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Chef

Who wants some red sauce on their spaghetti? When I cooked up this this disguise, I knew I would have them gagging all the way into the bathroom. Time to “slippery” my way out the front door.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Announcer

Ladies and Gentlemen, Get Ready to Ravioli! Oh no, I slipped and may have revealed myself. Let’s start the fight, so they forget what I just said.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Uncle Charlie
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Even though they don’t invite him over anymore to any Family Occasions, they still respect him as their Elder. I think the Cigar is the main reason. It sure stinks up the place.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Aunt Kay
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She was married into the Family and in good hands, so to speak. They love her, but don’t want to be around her mothball smell, droopy lipstick cigarette, caked-on mascara and overdone-blush. Maybe it’s the funky red wig too.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Hippie

Peace Everyone! What’s up Groovy Dudes? Want to Chill with Me? Can I come over for some Grub and possibly stay overnight too? It-be, really cool and neato. I’ll take the plastic covered sofa. Well, that worked. Nobody wants to deal with my free loving spirit.
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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Baker

The Mozzarella Family loves their Tasty Pastries and their Baked Hot Bread. Giving away free semolina loafs and boxes of cannoli today will give me enough time to get into hiding. The kitchen freezer seems to be a cool spot. What a cold plan, but it will work.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Muscle Head
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It’s funny. I think the Mozzarella’s are thinking about asking me to be part of their Meatball Gang. Like they are eying me up and down. Oh, wait I actually think they are backing away. Maybe this tough guy look should stick. More air in the Biceps.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Whistle Blower
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A few pointers here folks. Calling attention to the Mozzarella Family is a risky thing to do. Although as my whistle gets louder, they have scattered themselves from their corner side bleachers now into hiding. That’s a win-win goal for me today. I get away again.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Eavesdropper

Ooh they hate when someone is listening with a big ear. I can listen on all their criminal plans and dirty deeds. They gaze a look towards me, stop talking and walk away. Now I can enjoy my grape juice.

Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Dinner Guest

I mean dude, they call them drumsticks for a reason, right? Thanks for having me. Just trying to learn this new riff. That was a fast visit. Well, at least I get some good grub out of it and on my way once more.

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Joe Ravioli
The Cheesy Pixel
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Since these Meatball thugs are so Old School, let me fool them with a Pixelated Disguise. Maybe they would think it’s too late now, and that I already left town by entering the Metaverse. This could hold them off for a Bit. I mean, would they really want to bring a Pixelated Ravioli back to The Mozzarella Family?

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Calzone Contract
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Well here it is. The Dirty Deed ordered by The Head Boss “Vincenzo” of the Mozzarella Family. The Boss sends for The Meatball Gang to search for Joe up and down the streets and bring him back alive for his Al Dente Boil.
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Winning Bet Slip

Here’s the Horse Joe should have bet on that day. Things wouldn’t have turned so saucy south for him. Could have paid back The Mozzarella Family before any Yeast Rising Interest too, and would have had a nice amount left for himself.

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Losing Bet Slip

Besides Joe’s Gambling problem, this is a reminder that maybe he should just have stayed home that day and never borrowed Dough from The Mozzarella Family. Imagine betting all the Dough on a Horse that comes in last. Not good, especially when the Dough wasn’t yours in the first place.

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The Mozzarella Family
Don Vincenzo
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The Head Boss

The Order Maker
The Doughman

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The Mozzarella Family
Giovanni
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"The Maestro"

He's got a song for Joe and it has a Tomato Paste Ending

The Mozzarella Family
Stefano

"The Muscle"

Squeezing Joe's Ricotta Filling all over the floor pumps him up!

The Meatball Gang
Frankie

"The Beef"

He's Heavily Mixed with a Double Garlic Attitude.

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The Meatball Gang
Vinny
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"The Pot"

He's ready to Spice-up Joe's Al Dente Boiled Head

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Carmella Cannoli
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Joe is in Love with the Sweetest Girl on the block. He would do anything to be married to her and raise a family, while successfully owning his own place of business. The idea of owning a place called Joe’s Ristorante comes with some heated boiling consequences. Joe choses the wrong path by borrowing Dough vs Earning and Saving it. His quick-to-build a dreamlife with Carmella, may not ever come to reality at all.

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IRS Agent
(Internal Rigatoni Service)

The agency finds out that a Pasta Civilian named Joe Ravioli has not been paying his Tacconi Taxes. The agency works hand-in-hand with the FBI to search for these types of delinquent Tacconi Tax payers. The IRS therefore reports Joe to the FBI.

FBI Agent
(Fettuccini Bureau of Investigation)

The Agent is one of many whom search for Joe Ravioli in regard to his unpaid Tacconi Taxes. When the agency snags Joe and then finds out he’s been mixed-up with The Mozzarellas Family and their Meatball Gang, Joe accepts a plea bargain. While under disguise once again and as a Meatball this time, Joe needs to go underground into the Gangs Lair to find criminal evidence on both the Family and their Henchmen. If Joe succeeds, he’s able to be safely relocated into the The Wheatness Pasta Protection Program.
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Lieutenant Gomiti
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Besides being on the Pasta Police Force for many years, Mr. Gomiti is a Family Friend of Joe Ravioli, who took the Law over the Cheesy Chaos in the Streets. He always looked out for Joe when the Ravioli was growing up. The Lieutenant always tried to give Joe the Best Advice and to stay out of trouble. Wondering now if Joe was ever even listening. A little too late now.

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Mr. Campanelle
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The Owner and Proprietor of the Most Popular Hangout and Delicatessen on the Block where Joe works since he was in his Ravioli teens. Mr. Campanelle treats Joe exceptionally well, but the sparkle in Joe’s eyes of owning his own place keeps Joe Daydreaming all day behind the counter. Mr. Campanelle is somewhat always concerned to what Joe is doing and if it includes some sort of risky wrongdoing.

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The CHEESIEST imPASTA
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_{Joe Goes In Disguise - Generative Collection}

Joe continues his disguises but he gets Cheesier with each one. The CHEESIEST imPASTA Generative Collection in generated with elements that are extremely unique from the ULTRA RARE. Joe has less money to spend now on his disguises and tries hard to keep the impersonations fresh and new as to not draw attention to himself. How many Cheesy disguises can he muster up?
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The Meatball Gang
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_{Joe Goes Underground - Generative Collection}

Joe get’s snagged up by the F.B.I. (Fettuccine Bureau of Investigation), after the IRS (Internal Rigatoni Service) reported him to them about never paying his Tacconi-Taxes the last few years. Well Joe tells him is current circumstances about losing borrowed dough from gambling.

Once Joe mentioned his involvement with The Mozzarella Family, a Plea Bargain came to mind. He said if he was able to get back all his Cheesy Disguises that the F.B.I. confiscated, he would go underground into The Meatball Gang’s hideout and could dig up some dirt on them and The Mozzarella family.

The FBI agreed and will also allow Joe to enter The Wheatness Pasta Protection Program, but only if Joe is successful finding enough of criminal activity and evidence.
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Joe Goes Underground as The Meatball Gang Collection!
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To be revealed soon!!
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